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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.