Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.