Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander