Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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With scare spray.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!