Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander