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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!