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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander