Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad