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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT