Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy