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What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.