Chicken sees a salad.
Salad
Caesar salad
It saw the salad dressing
Cos.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Because he saw the salad dressing
A salad-manager
Because it saw the salad dressing
Having to toss everyone's salad
I feel a bit overdressed.
Me: Ice cream
Then I frown & order the soup.
Seether salad
Ceasar
Teach me senpai!
Lettuce Go!
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
A Salad-Mander!
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
A salad.
To get away from the PETA convention.
Olive Oil.
It became a daddy short legs!
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Lettuce alone.
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Chicken Caesar salad.
A Chicken Caesar salad
Because one more would be too farty.
Souperb.
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Three blind mice.
Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Ereptile disfunction
A reptile-dysfunction.
Lettuce turnip the beet
A tourist.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.