What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.