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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.