What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".