Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.