Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!