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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf