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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.