Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

It was nice knawing you.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad