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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad