Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.