Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.