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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster.)

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!