Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Poached.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Incase onion rings
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
They can't afford to pay respects.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
You flip it upside down.
A chicken Caesar salad.
Because chicken.
