Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks