Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.