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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.