Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.