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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.