Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.