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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.