Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.