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What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*