What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par