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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.