What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..