What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.