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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.