What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who?

Buddyfingers!