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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..