What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.