What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.