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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.