What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December