What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!