What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December