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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.