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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!