What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.