What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.