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Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport