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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Fowl Ball Jokes More Fowl Ball Jokes

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!