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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Fowl ball

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball