What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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With it's sparrowchute!

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In the stork market!

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!