What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.