Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball