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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Tennis Match Jokes More Tennis Match Jokes

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love