Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court