What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy