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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...