What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...