What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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What number is most common in earth sciences?

E

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...