Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co