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Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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Don't blow it

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1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!