Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.