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Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11