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Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.