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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small