How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Don't look I am changing

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None, political idealists can't change anything.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small