Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.