What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.