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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Unscrew Jokes More Unscrew Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.