How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...