How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.