How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.