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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP