How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.