What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.