What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!