What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.