What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.