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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty