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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.