How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.