How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!