How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!