How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles