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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!