What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.