What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.