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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)