What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Previous Random Joke Next

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.