What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.