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What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.