Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Thief Wear Jokes More Thief Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor