Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo