Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

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Glue.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.