What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.