What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.