Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!