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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo