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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.