Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant