Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.