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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.