Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Because they never speak up.
They commeownicate.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Squackhili
A brief case.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Super Barrio Mothers
I apollogize.
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
Pasta continuous.
Because he lost his marbles.
Sine language.
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
Because he's Arminion.
Depends on which country they're from.
To not wake the audience.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
American.
Farsi.
Teabrew.
The beesnese
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Catonese
He was a little hoarse.
Dppelspider
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Parcel-tongue
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
A dead bird
Hide and Speak!
Punjabi-ng.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A Si-gull
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
They didn't speak sine language.
Clare your throat before you speak!
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
An American
Wrapping paper.
Do you speak Mandarin
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Because they speak English.
The dog taped his mouth.
A francophony
So they can speak more fluently
From a long ways away.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
General Lee speaking.
Pig Latin!
Nothing, horses can not speak.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Because actions speak louder than words.
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
They speak with forked tongues!
Hollandaise.
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
Cubic!
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
It was closed.
To see who shot his "paw."
Round of 16
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!
Pu
You Barium.
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Because he's Haydn!
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Loafers.
