Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Because they never speak up.
They commeownicate.
Use zodiac signs
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Squackhili
A brief case.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Super Barrio Mothers
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
I apollogize.
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
Pasta continuous.
Because he lost his marbles.
Sine language.
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
Because he's Arminion.
Depends on which country they're from.
To not wake the audience.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
American.
Farsi.
Teabrew.
The beesnese
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Catonese
He was a little hoarse.
Dppelspider
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
Parcel-tongue
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
A dead bird
Hide and Speak!
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Punjabi-ng.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
A Si-gull
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
They didn't speak sine language.
Clare your throat before you speak!
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
An American
Wrapping paper.
Do you speak Mandarin
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Because they speak English.
The dog taped his mouth.
A francophony
So they can speak more fluently
From a long ways away.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
General Lee speaking.
Pig Latin!
Nothing, horses can not speak.
Gaelic.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Because actions speak louder than words.
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
They speak with forked tongues!
Hollandaise.
Hint: It's not English Spanish.
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
Cubic!
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
A river.
A black rushing
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Civic doody.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Because he was a VI KING.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
It's purrrfect.
Because it wasn't feline well
