What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.