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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps