What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts