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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.