What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!