What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.