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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)