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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank