What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.