What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why do electricians wear pants?

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.