What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.