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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.