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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.