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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.