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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.