What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank