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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank