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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!