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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!