What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!