What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Plank Jokes More Plank Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Emu Jokes More Emu Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank