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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.