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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.