How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.