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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!