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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"