What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.