What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Previous Random Joke Next

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.