What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.