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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"