What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!