What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!