What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small