What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing