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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.