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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom