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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.