A wooly jumper!
HaRAMbe
Hey look, we have the same IPhone case
Elopping shears
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
Arak of lamb
Is-Lamb!
A woolly jumper.
This is baaaad.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You herd me!
It was out standing in its field!
Shleepy!
Because it was a cloud
A baaahhhd movie. ()
Banned from the petting zoo...
Because Dey-go-bah.
A community centre
Bedlam
Steel wool
A cloud.
I am not a crook!
A sheopard.
Acceptable
A WOOLY JUMPER
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Because dey go baa...
The leisure centre.
I herd that!
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Ask Apple.
Ew.
Nahhhh
A Merry Christmas to ewe
Baa-Dum-Sss
Fleece Navidad!
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Baaaaasalt
A sheep that can round itself up!
They all get their fair shear
Baaaaaeeeee!
Ewes sincerely.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
With iPhone accessories.
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
Braaaaaaaah
A chocolate BAAA
The Baaahaaamaaas!
Because at any moment they could bleet out
I herd that.
Lamb Gogh
Mountin' time
They saw what happened to the sheep
Sis boom baa Carnac
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
BAAA
A sheep.
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
The elephants are using them as tampons
A bah-humbug.
The baa-baa shop.
Foreplay
I submit - Craven Moorehead
Who wants to know?
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They were looking in Oldowan places
Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
He gets the kids meal.
When it is intercepted by a plane.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They keep falling through his hands.
By m'tosis
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.