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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for