Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'