Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect