Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.