Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
A No. 2 pencil.
Half a cat
He got into treble.
He was high on quack.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
Because 7 ate 9.
They all get their fair shear
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
RIP post
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.