Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".