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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.