Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...