Multiply Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

What do you call an angle that is cute?

Acute angle.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Integer Jokes More Integer Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies