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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

Everest Jokes More Everest Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....