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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.