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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.