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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.