Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle