Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.