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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.