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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.