Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.