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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.