Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.