Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.