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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.