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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.