What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What did the sink say to the water faucet?

You're a real drip.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.