What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.