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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.