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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)