What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.