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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month