What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.