What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.