What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.