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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)