What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.