What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.