What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo