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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.