What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo