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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.