Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.