Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.