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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.