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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.